2) They’re a bit heavy on the sides.

3) Do you actually have to wear glasses?

I am so upset.  Buying these glasses has been so stressful (due to the incompetence of Vision Express). 

I did not need to hear those words this evening.

My desk is not tidy enough, it would seem:

A team member now goes round every week and dishes out a red (“A little more work needed”), orange (“Keep trying!”) or green (“Well done!”) sticker after inspecting our desks.

I say, this is patronising twaddle.  We are not 5 years old. 

If you want us to tidy our desks, just tell us to do it.

1) Buy home insurance
2) Christmas shopping
3) Tidy flat
4) Make a disk of photos as part of sis’s Christmas present.

Last minute as ever.

It’s been a while, but I’m breaking blog silence to share this video with you.

The snow’s mostly gone now, but this what it was like last Saturday at my gaff.

That’s all for now. I’ll try not to leave it 9 months before I post again!

I saw that bloke from Eastenders – the one who plays the young gay, Asian guy. The one who’s having an affair with Christian (or was? I don’t really watch the programme). I don’t know his name. He was walking down Regent Street yesterday evening about 7.30pm.

Impressed?

Yes, thought you would be.

It’s for a good cause and all that –  I have even donated – but the celebrity aspect sticks in my craw somewhat.

I know that having celebs on the show brings in the punters.  But when you get super-rich footballers/ presenters/ actors encouraging people to donate … well, it’s a bit annoying isn’t it?  And people like JLS, Claudia Winkleman, James Cordon — are their motivations purely altruistic?  You can’t tell me they don’t appreciate the exposure.  Grrr.

I’m home alone this evening.  Pissed off with L.  If he comes back in the next 1/2 an hour before I have a chance to go to bed and I am forced to listen to him talking about THEM I may well deck him.  I am aware that that will make no sense to anyone as I never really talk about my personal life on here, but suffice to say, all is not rosy in the Stratford garden.

Talking of personal lives, and of jobs, annoying people, and life in general, in fact … at what point can one say, “enough is enough”.  Is there a general rule that can be applied to everything?  A universal tipping point?  Your thoughts welcome. 

Just had a quick look at Twitter to see what people are saying about Sport Relief.  Seems that annoying Christine Bleakley has raised more money than Eddie Izzard.  That’s ridiculous!  What he did was amazing!

- How impressed I am with Stratford Library, and also about the book I am currently reading;

- The 10k run I did last weekend;

- How tired I am;

- My (almost) stalker;

- How fucking brilliant Derren Brown was when I went to see him in Eastbourne last week;

- My lovely new scanner, and the seemingly never-ending task of scanning and sorting out my crap.

Unfortunately I need to do some prep for tomorrow, so you’ll just have to speculate re the above.

Roll on the Easter hols.